Since this blog is ran by two people, me (Tyler) and my girlfriend (Becca), I felt like today I wanted to leave a sweet message for Becca when she next logs on.
Dear Becca,
Despite the thousands of miles between us, I will always love you. As soon as I met you I knew that I wanted to be with you. You are so wonderful, so beautiful, so cute, so nice, so sweet, so smart, I wouldn’t, and plan not to, be with anyone else. I know we’re young but someday I want to come and get you, move somewhere like Toronto or Liverpool, and marry you. You’re my best friend, and as long as you want me to, I’ll always be with you. I love you
~ Tyler
Best of 2011 picspam: Movies: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part II
Trolljegeren The Troll Hunter
Official Troll Reference Guide
Know Your Troll
Dovre Gubbe (The Mountain Kings)
Besides their odorous digestion issues
the cave dwelling Mountain Kings have
one unique characteristic in their
appearance: noses that appear like a
certain part of the human male anatomy.
Tosserlad (The Three Headed)
Thin and tall in stature, these disturbingly
grotesque and seemingly clumsy looking
Tosserlads are potentially extremely lethal
hunters. If all three heads are working
in unison no prey can escape their grasp.
Ringlefinch (The Ferocious)
Particularly dangerious due to its fondness
to living in urbanised areas, they’re often
found residing under bridges. Also known
for its peculiar appetite for goats, rubber tyres
concrete and charcoal.
Larde Jutne (The Jotnar)
The Larde Jutne though gigantic and
fast moving, is hunched like an old man.
Some are attributed with hideous
appearances - claws, fangs and deformed
features, they may even have multiple
heads. Existence unconfirmed.